Wife (Gilda Radner): New Shimmer is a floor wax! Husband (Dan Akroyd): No, New Shimmer is a dessert topping! Wife: It's a floor wax! Husband: It's a dessert topping! Wife: It's a floor wax, I'm telling you! Husband: It's a dessert topping, you cow! Spokesman (Chevy Chase): … [Read more...]